*Jokes 2*

I can see that some of you are really enjoying the jokes I wrote , or maybe stole it from somewhere . LOL , Lets see how much jokes I can really remember :) .

=== Resign ===

Bala's new secretary , Mary was anxious about a meeting she is having in an hour. His boss , which is Bala asked her to type a letter to the president of the company asking him to re-sign the proposal but instead she typed wrongly and ask the president to resign.

=== Top Reasons To Be Malaysian ===

1. We have the world tallest flagpole , one of the highest building in the world , biggest pewtermug , largest roti canai , etc , etc and etc.

2. We have the ability to wash dishes , mop the floor , do the laundry , wash the car , clean the dog and shower using just 3 bottle of Spritzer Mineral water.

3. We can be driving , picking our nose , tuning the radio , cursing drivers , spitting of the window and bribing the police at one same time.

4. We do not have to think so much because the government does that for us.

5. We can keep Malaysia Ringgit to ourself because no body wants them.

6. We can blame everything on the Haze.

7. We save a lot of electricity because our television show are so crap!

=== Train ===

Lady : Is this my train ?
Station Master : No , madam . The train belongs to the company.
Lady : Can I take this train to Cyberjaya ?
Station Master : I'm afraid you can't mam.. Its too heavy for you to carry.

=== Good and Bad News ===

The doctor looked ambivalent as he entered the patient's ward and stood by his bed.

"Mr Lah , I have good and bad news for you , " he said in a monotone.

"Give me the bad news first doc , " said Lah bravely

" Mr Lah , I'm sorry to tell you that we've amputated the wrong hand."

" Arggghhhh.. , " Lah cried. " What's the good news ?"

The doctor beamed , " You didn't need any operation!

*Jokes*

=== The Chinese Holy Book ===

If Muslims have the Koran , Christians the Bible , What do the Chinese
in Malaysia have? The Yellow Pages ( business minded )

=== Malaysian Pronunciation ===

John Travolta - John Telah Botak
Peter Stuyvesant - Peter Style Bosan
Arnold Schwarzennegar - Arnold Susah Nak Eja

=== Malaysia Telephone Service Provider ===


012 - Maxis - Moronic and Xtremely Inferior System

016 - Digi - Dearly Investing Garbage Instruments

019 - Celcom - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages


=== Offspring ===

Foreign Correspondent : How many offspring you have?

Malaysian : Sorry , I don't carry off springs.

=== Manglish ===

Briton : Excuse me , I think I need a little pit stop , I'll catch up with you later.
Malaysian : Toilet! Toilet!

Briton : Sorry , can I enter through here ?
Malaysian : ( finger pointing to a direction ) Can or Not ?

Briton : Don't worry , make yourself at home.
Malaysian : Don't need shy la

Briton : Sorry , how can I help you?
Malaysian : What you want leh ?

Briton : What shall we do ?
Malaysian : How ar?

Briton : I don't think so.
Malaysian : Where got?

Briton : Why are you staring at me ?
Malaysian : See what see?

Unbelievable ? - Believe It.

This morning I went to MSDC for my Pra-JPJ Driving Test and guess what? , That fellow ask me not to tell anyone that he pass me without testing my ability to drive and guess what? , I'm not telling anyone , I'm writing it down here to let people know how they work. That thing already wasted half of my precious day for waiting another girl to finish her pra-jpj test.

I'm going to post a joke today so that I could put a smile on your face .

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Jake went to a wedding and sit beside a stranger. They get along well until Jake said something awful to him.

Jake : Hey , you see that two woman sitting there?
William : Yea , whats wrong ?
Jake : You see that lady on the left , she looks terrible ugly man..
William : Thats my daughter..
*Jake dare not look at William and then he cont*
Jake : See that woman on the right , she looks damn terrible ugly in that dress..
William : Thats my wife , damn it.
*Jake grasp and left that wedding after that*

Brand New Style

The mixture of blessing from friends and the love from family is Happiness. I'm full of that. Today, I drove from my house , Malim to MSDC . A very quick ride , took me 10 mins to get there. Practice the side parking , 3 point turn and the hill thingy , and I realize that I didn't pull the handbrake with more 'strength' and the uncle said that I've not enough energy and I feel like telling him , " You want me to break your handbrake?" , and then i pulled it hardly. I bet he can feel that I'm angry. Lol. So next lesson will be on this Saturday , and my Pra will be very soon as he told me about what I should do during Pra and JPJ. I drove home and eventually reach home about 5.45pm , raining! and my mom broke the antic wooden rod , and beg me to help her. So I did and she told me not to tell dad. Lol , can use this chance to threaten her to buy stuff for me ! XD! Dinner will be Vermicelli ( mee hoon ) tonight. Excited about my bro's birthday tomorrow and wonder what to buy for him on his 25th birthday. Lol.

About the title of the post , I'm going to change the layout , new intro about me , new picture of me , new header ( I dislike the black header , coz very ugly ) , and add several link to famous webpage as soon as I have the ''Time'' to do it.

Its time to talk about college , uni , Form 6 . Well , I think most of us already made our choice but some people , ok lah , like very rude.. Wey Guan still kenot decide. Haha. Btw , If compare A-Level and Form 6 , better to take A-Level lor and if you take form 6 , you'll be wasting 1.5year and will end up studying in local-U , which the course will be decided by the government and finishing Uni at about age 24-25 . I'm not sure about the course thingy , you can choose but the government will 'decide' whether you can take that or not since you're under government's support. Thats what I heard from my sister.

We're human and yes we do make mistake. Sometimes people just don't understand teenagers , like they haven't been thru the 'Era of Teenage'. Parents forcing their own child to take the course and wtf are they thinking , its not what their son wanted , and then their child end up studying halfway and quit and the parents put the blame on their child. Some parents just don't understand. And I'm making a statement that engineering is not the only path of success.
Not because I'm jealous of people taking engineering , but its not an easy course and please don't imagine that engineer's job is an easy job , sitting inside air-cond room and shake leg , please do refer to any engineer and try to ask them about their job.

And its confirm that I'm going to Inti College in Nilai , not Nilai College , for Foundation in IT , going to live in the tiny-winy little hostel room. LOL.

Xyle

Items Review and Sister's Burpdae

Twisted my right hand while I was sleeping last night , bad hair day and nothing good happened today. So I take this opportunity to write some review about stuff that you should buy and try .

First Up ,
Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion
-> Aloe Flavor
-> Cucumber Extract
-> Have a nice smell
-> *Not OILY* <>
-> Best to improve skin moisture
-> Repair dry skin , elbow and fingers
-> Can be used all over your body!!








Next ,
Kingston DataTraveler 4GB Pendrive
-> Kingston Brand
-> 4GB that only cost RM 58+/-
->Warranty for 5 Years
-> Very light <>
-> New Style.













Next ,
Pureen Baby Wipes ( Lampin Lembap )
-> with Aloe Vera and Vitamin E
-> Alcohol Free
-> Although its Baby Wipes , but still can be used to wipe face ( wipe baby butt )
-> Can be used to clean specs , and yes , very clean.
-> Very handy and cool
-> 30 Pieces ( 2Packs in one Big Pack which makes it 60 Pieces )
-> Can reduce pimples ( Tried )

Lastly ,
Ops you can't buy her.. =D , The best sis in da world..~~


~ HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ~

*paiseh a 'little' too late*

Reachable Goal

Its been nearly a month since I last updated my blog. Sorry to say I have nearly no time at all to do writings. ' To taste the sweetness and to feel the pain is not easy sometimes '. Some people just don't understand how much time we have. First of all, thank you guys for giving me such a great time during this past few months especially Wey Guan , Nick , Wei Keong , Tzong and the other . I really have a great time hanging out with you guys. Haha. We are more or less one month away from college , and some of you from form 6. A new 'life style' will begin and the old one will still continue. I really hope you guys to remember me . I'm thankful how much friendship all of you possess inside yourself.

We walk behind your parents' shadow and now they are going to walk behind our shadow. Its time we show them that we can take care of them. They're why we are here , to take care of them , to make them proud and to continue their journey. Remember their laughter which will bring joy and pride for who we are today.

Friendship and Family will always be first in my heart. I hope all of you too. You know , its easy to become enemy than to become a good friend.

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE GREAT 11 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP!
And Let the Friendship CONTINUE!

( =P ) Till Death Do Us Apart ( =P )

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