I can see that some of you are really enjoying the jokes I wrote , or maybe stole it from somewhere . LOL , Lets see how much jokes I can really remember :) .
=== Resign ===
Bala's new secretary , Mary was anxious about a meeting she is having in an hour. His boss , which is Bala asked her to type a letter to the president of the company asking him to re-sign the proposal but instead she typed wrongly and ask the president to resign.
=== Top Reasons To Be Malaysian ===
1. We have the world tallest flagpole , one of the highest building in the world , biggest pewtermug , largest roti canai , etc , etc and etc.
2. We have the ability to wash dishes , mop the floor , do the laundry , wash the car , clean the dog and shower using just 3 bottle of Spritzer Mineral water.
3. We can be driving , picking our nose , tuning the radio , cursing drivers , spitting of the window and bribing the police at one same time.
4. We do not have to think so much because the government does that for us.
5. We can keep Malaysia Ringgit to ourself because no body wants them.
6. We can blame everything on the Haze.
7. We save a lot of electricity because our television show are so crap!
=== Train ===
Lady : Is this my train ?
Station Master : No , madam . The train belongs to the company.
Lady : Can I take this train to Cyberjaya ?
Station Master : I'm afraid you can't mam.. Its too heavy for you to carry.
Bala's new secretary , Mary was anxious about a meeting she is having in an hour. His boss , which is Bala asked her to type a letter to the president of the company asking him to re-sign the proposal but instead she typed wrongly and ask the president to resign.
=== Top Reasons To Be Malaysian ===
1. We have the world tallest flagpole , one of the highest building in the world , biggest pewtermug , largest roti canai , etc , etc and etc.
2. We have the ability to wash dishes , mop the floor , do the laundry , wash the car , clean the dog and shower using just 3 bottle of Spritzer Mineral water.
3. We can be driving , picking our nose , tuning the radio , cursing drivers , spitting of the window and bribing the police at one same time.
4. We do not have to think so much because the government does that for us.
5. We can keep Malaysia Ringgit to ourself because no body wants them.
6. We can blame everything on the Haze.
7. We save a lot of electricity because our television show are so crap!
=== Train ===
Lady : Is this my train ?
Station Master : No , madam . The train belongs to the company.
Lady : Can I take this train to Cyberjaya ?
Station Master : I'm afraid you can't mam.. Its too heavy for you to carry.
=== Good and Bad News ===
The doctor looked ambivalent as he entered the patient's ward and stood by his bed.
"Mr Lah , I have good and bad news for you , " he said in a monotone.
"Give me the bad news first doc , " said Lah bravely
" Mr Lah , I'm sorry to tell you that we've amputated the wrong hand."
" Arggghhhh.. , " Lah cried. " What's the good news ?"
The doctor beamed , " You didn't need any operation!
"Give me the bad news first doc , " said Lah bravely
" Mr Lah , I'm sorry to tell you that we've amputated the wrong hand."
" Arggghhhh.. , " Lah cried. " What's the good news ?"
The doctor beamed , " You didn't need any operation!
1 comments:
um...these jokes not so funny
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